Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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