i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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