I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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