Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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