remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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