I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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