I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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