Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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