you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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