Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Randomize
