I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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