You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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