nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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