never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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