i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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