dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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