if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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