i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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