So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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