Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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