I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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