Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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