i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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