I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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