My nipple is on Facebook.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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