Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
