Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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