You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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