i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Randomize
