What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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