I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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