There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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