Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
