i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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