lets start a swedish sibling band together
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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