Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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