Already got asked if we're dating
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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