So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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