they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
