erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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