he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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