Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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