i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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