She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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