I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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