I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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