This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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