it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
