My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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