how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
