READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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